Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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