no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
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I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
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okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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