The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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