So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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