'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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