Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
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I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
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I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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