Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
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Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
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Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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