THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
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