On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
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