Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
