He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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