ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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