so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
And then my night got REAL pukey
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
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