Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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