I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
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i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
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just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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