I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
Shame is for Republicans.
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