how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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