I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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