Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
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I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
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I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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