I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
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Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
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YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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