He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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