there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
