Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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