Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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