You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
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Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
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SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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