Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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