did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
what is it with giant penises always finding me
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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