How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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