so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
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he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
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Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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