Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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