Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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