Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
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If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
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Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Of course I have a pirate flag
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
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