Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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