I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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