I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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