I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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