you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
There r osticjed everywhere
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
not ubering you a puppy
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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