Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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