She's JV to your varsity
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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