Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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