so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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