I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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