And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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