btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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