I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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