I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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