Yo dont text me then not text me
Porn is love you can see.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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