Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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