forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
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Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are a booty call, not a friend.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
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