I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
how drunk are you?
Several
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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