At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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