CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
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i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
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Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
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ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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